Liquor Cycle

by Kevin Church

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Recorded and mixed by Kevin Church.

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Liquor Cycle
Words and Music: Kevin Church

I don’t wear a helmet, or leather when I ride.
All the girls check me out when I pass (cruise) by,

On my liquor cycle,
I’m on my liquor cycle,
You can point you can giggle,
I don’t care I’m on my liquor cycle.

Throttle’s wide open unless I’m standin’ still,
Nothin’ slows me down ‘cept stoplights or hills,

On my liquor cycle
I’m on my liquor cycle
Point honk, gawk or giggle,
I don’t care I’m on my liquor cycle

I beat all the traffic, park like a rock star,
We can save the environment just hop up here on my handlebars

On my liquor cycle
I’m on my liquor cycle
Point honk, gawk or giggle,
I don’t care I’m on my liquor cycle

Saw this girl walkin' by said, "You wanna ride?"
She said, "Nope"
I said, "Why honey?"
She said, "Cuz, you’re custom plates read moped,"
Reads moped on your liquor cycle,"

On your liquor cycle,
She must've thought I’s caught in a pickle,
But I don’t care I’m on my liquor cycle.

So folks the state of SC is voting on legislation for drivers, riders, and myself,
To be licensed and insured to operate a liquor cycle.
If the bill passes I won’t be able to get around, which means I’ll be beggin’ you for a ride.
Please help and donate to the anti don’t take my liquor cycle campaign,

They’ve even got a cool jingle,
Hope you like it Nikki,

Don’t take my liquor cycle!
Dont' take my liquor cycle!
Hate to sound like some mind of jerk, but I got to get to work.
Don't take my liquor cycle.

credits

released June 23, 2016
Written, performed, recorded and mixed by Kevin Church.

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